That's me. My name's JJ, and I'm the person in charge of this one-man show, the one who'll pen your brand to the next stratosphere. In the last couple years I've authored and published a novel and several short stories, written content used internally and externally for a thriving creative agency, and produced copy for major brands' social accounts and experiential activations. I've driven likes, views, shares, followers, business, and most importantly, money. 
I'm also dependable, and one of the easiest people to reach that you'll ever meet. If you give me a call, I'll answer. An email? I'm on it as soon as I see it. I'm proud to say that I've never ghosted anyone, and there's no chance that changes with you. 
If that sounds like something you want, click that button below and let me know. If not, keep scrolling. You might change your mind by the end.
Testimonial
"I had the pleasure of working with JJ for a brief period, and I can confidently say he is a truly wonderful and competent copywriter. His creativity and attention to detail consistently shine through in his work. JJ is not only talented but also a joy to collaborate with, bringing a positive attitude and excellent communication skills to the team. I highly recommend him for any copywriting projects!" 
- Tayla-Lee Chick, Managing Director, Bald Agency
The dictionary defines antic as "an attention-drawing, often wildly playful or funny act or action." I agree, for the most part. Especially the part that says "attention-drawing." Antics' copy draws attention like free donuts at a police precinct. Like graffiti on the Empire State Building, or a face tattoo on your English teacher. I can be funny or playful, just like the dictionary says, but I can also be serious, if that's what you want. Think About page for a nonprofit rather than celebrity sex tape. But, either way you swing it, nothing drives conversation like Antics
(And just about anything else you can think of.)

That trophy's calling. Answer the phone.